So that was fun and enlightening, but I'm going to dial it back to say that being a princess in a tower? Really sucks. There were like three books to read. And that was it.

Now, rocketing ahead past our head on collision with forced truthfulness: what's next? I'm seriously asking, what hasn't happened to the people on this boat yet? Or ship. Ship, sorry, it's more of a ship than a boat. Are you going to break out into song and dance, have a High School Musical? Because I would really like to sit that one out. What about being force to speak in iambic pentameter? ...I might actually be able to pull that off.

Personally, I'm going for generally making ourselves look silly in a way we can all just laugh about it later. Hah hah. Like that.

How often do we get floods like that?

In other news, I think we should put together a, dare I say it, party. A big hang out. Possibly but not necessarily with alcohol. It could be fun?

[Private to the Admiral]

I want to take Heero home with me. Just for a week or so, so he can see what a normal family is like. I mean mine isn't the most normal of normal, but it'll work out. I'll take complete responsibility. Nothing bad will happen, and he won't run off to be free of the Bargef orever or anything like that, promise. Pleeeeaaase?